December 2011
5 posts
Eminent professor admits he is coke head
These really, really make me laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ruBtLIvJM
Sex is dead but it won't lie down
The Japanese are way ahead again. They invented dancing plastic plants to replace the boring, static ones that die. They gave us bleeping mini-eggs as pets and we cared for them more than we care for our aging parents. And they built robots so pervily lifelike that you just knew they were the kind of robots that would get their willies out at you on Barnes Common on a cold, wet November night.
Now...
I could've been a pervert
It came to me that something had gone wrong when I was in Tokyo. Well I’ve had that realization several times much closer to home, often led to it by the therapeutic support of the police, but this time I was hung over and leaning heavily on a podium. For reasons that were clear to no-one, but involved the lack of anyone else willing to do it, I was opening a conference on securities clearing and...